mizukagezabuza ([info]mizukagezabuza) wrote,
@ 2006-08-10 23:25:00
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Wow, I just came up with a new religion while I was in the shower, and it would totally end world conflict and everyone could have what they need. I think even in its 10-minute-old form it already makes more sense than scientology, so I could get every hippy to follow it. Though it is socialistic by nature, it is my hope that if everyone followed it then we could still have institutionalized capitalism and democracy, but it should spur everyone to make the world de facto socialist. I'd explain it, but then everyone would convert and I would bloody go to hell for making world peace. Though I realize that the religion has no way of stopping free love and many could interpret it to be promoting of it. But yeah, I realize for almost any religion, if everyone in the world believed and followed it perfectly we would all just get along, so it really isn't that groundbreaking. I'm just glad I'm smarter than L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.

And sorry, Lucy. I think it totally beats the dominatrix religion we devised so very long ago. The Cult of Lucy and Trevor's Pervy Conversation has been defeated by a cult that holds deja vu as its highest spiritual experience (I would be in awe if anyone could figure out the bare bones of it just from that clue)

And yeah, I just watched a few smashing pumpkins videos and after seeing Stand Inside Your Love and Rocket, I realized where visual kei came from. There's malice mizer and the loose start of plc right there, respectively. But yeah, feel free to disagree.

Actually add Ava Adore to that list as well, plus pretty much all of their stuff.



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[info]dir_en_gay
2006-08-11 08:41 pm UTC (link)
It's ok, I replaced it a long time with my own cult, around about 6/6/06.

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[info]yo_fruitcake
2006-08-13 12:44 am UTC (link)
Actually, I think it was the Smashing Pumpkins that made me comment here because YAY Smashing Pumpkins. The other stuff was weird. I guess if I went to Jesuit (where apparently, the students are DE-converted from Christianity?!?!??) I would get it. Which raises an interesting question: is Lucy a male-to-female transsexual who still attends Jesuit because he/she is technically a male? Or am I reading too much into this?

Good luck with your conspiracy theories. If scientology could become a religion, I'm sure you've got a really good chance, too!

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[info]mizukagezabuza
2006-08-13 01:57 am UTC (link)
Nono, Lucy is a Plant kid I met under circumstances similar to those under which we met. And yeah, actually the day you and I met was also the day of the pervy conversation, which stemmed from asking her advice. She's a wealth of wisdom about girls.

And yeah, I'm always coming up with new religions, I just realized that this one could actually be successful, and that's saying a whole lot about our world. I might actually post the details later, though it's hard to describe outside of a conversation, next time you see me ask me to explain it.

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[info]yo_fruitcake
2006-08-14 12:08 am UTC (link)
All girls are a wealth of wisdom about girls! XD

You're like a thinktank for prophets! Alright, if I see you again within the next year and I remember to ask, I'll ask! (You might want to wear a tag that says, "ask me about my new religion!")

PS What the hell did you send Kelly in the mail?

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[info]mizukagezabuza
2006-08-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
Yes, my summer hermitage has turned me into a philosopher extraordinaire! (and yes all girls are a wealth of knowledge about girls, but who would dare share the arcane secrets?!)

And actually I'm a bit curious about how you found out about that, unless kelly said something, but if she's curious she could have opened it undetected. I didn't even seal the envelope for joan so that she had a moral dilemna to face. I realize just how cruel I am, I've been reading too much russian literature. But yeah, you'll probably find out from joan tomorrow what it is, have patience.

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[info]yo_fruitcake
2006-08-14 01:49 am UTC (link)
Kelly was telling me about it. Why so secretive...? Is it perhaps because...

YOU DIDN'T SEND ME ONE?!?!?!?

Lesson about girls #1: we like presents, dammit!

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[info]mizukagezabuza
2006-08-14 03:23 am UTC (link)
Well, it wasn't really a present. I guess I would probably be all excited if I was chosen to be someone's secret courier, but I do have a whole bunch of pins I got off ebay and there's no way I'll use them all. If you're in so much need of a present you can have one. But yeah, thanks for the lesson....

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[info]yo_fruitcake
2006-08-14 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Joan didn't open it at school ;_; Now I'll never know! Unless I call! *brilliance*

What kind of pins?!?!

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[info]mizukagezabuza
2006-08-15 01:34 am UTC (link)
Bleach, Hikaru no Go, Zelda, Hunter x Hunter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Miyazaki, etc. I went kinda crazy on ebay if you hadnt noticed.

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[info]yo_fruitcake
2006-08-15 01:36 am UTC (link)
Who DOESN'T go berserk on eBay?! That site is a drug! The addictive substances are sent into your skin via osmosis by the mouse! 0_0 *experiences sudden tremors, the symptom of a true addict*

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